WWE: RAW Preview 9/10/18

Here is what they have on tap for tonight’s show.

MICK
IMAGE VIA: WWE.com

All of the below is according to WWE.com except the sarcasm…that’s me.

 

New Orleans gets Rowdy once more

“In the same city that hosted her WWE in-ring debut at this year’s WrestleMania, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey stands alongside her friend and training partner Natalya to battle former titleholder Alexa Bliss and the wily Alicia Fox in tag team action.

This past Monday night, Little Miss Bliss made The Queen of Harts submit to her own version of Rousey’s Armbar as The Rowdy One looked on from ringside. Can Rousey and Natalya score some retribution this coming Monday night, six nights before The Baddest Women on the Planet defends her title against The Goddess at the WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view event?”

WELL ON A POSITIVE NOTE, RONDA HAS YET TO HAVE A BAD WRESTLING MATCH. ON A NEGATIVE NOTE, ALICIA FOX MAY LOSE HER ARM, BECAUSE RONDA HAS BEEN TRYING TO MURDER THAT POOR LADY. FOR SOME REASON (NATTY) I FEEL THAT ALEXA AND ALICIA WILL TAKE THIS AND SOME SEEDS OF DISSENSION WILL BE SHOWN FROM THE BABYFACE SIDE.

 

 

Is The Shield shattered?

“As if dealing with Braun Strowman and new Raw Tag Team Champions Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyrewasn’t enough, The Shield now have to combat a small army of menacing Superstars who have formed a united front against The Hounds of Justice.

After Universal Champion Roman Reigns, Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were arrested this past Monday night and charged with inciting a riot, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, The Shield returned to bring the fight to The Monster Among Men and his new allies, but they were met with a massive ambush that included virtually half of the Team Red roster.

Although clearly injured in the assault, The Hounds of Justice refused medical care at the end of the night. Will The Big Dog be at 100 percent when he defends his title against Strowman inside Hell in a Cell next Sunday? And how will The Shield strike back now that their enemies have joined forces?”

NO. CRAP, I GUESS THAT WON’T DO. MY GUESS IS THEY WILL GET TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HALF THE PEOPLE THAT JUMPED THEM LAST WEEK. BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE AND THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. MAYBE THE REST OF THE ROSTER WILL JUST KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM EVERY WEEK AND THAT BECOMES A THING? 

 

 

The Game responds to The Deadman

“After WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels came to Raw and predicted a win for Triple H in The Game’s final battle against The Undertaker at WWE Super Show-Down in Melbourne, Australia, The Phenom made a shocking return to the red brand to state, in no uncertain terms, that he is going to put HBK’s “buddy, Triple H, down again,” referring, of course, to The Deadman’s back-to-back WrestleMania wins against The Game in 2011 and 2012.

Triple H will address The Undertaker’s comments Monday in New Orleans in what will surely be a must-see appearance by The King of Kings.”

THIS WILL BE A 25 MINUTE PROMO THAT COVERS THE SAME SHIT THAT HE ALREADY SAID. THEN WE WILL SHOW HIGHLIGHTS OF IT UNTIL THE ACTUAL MATCH.

 

 

Mick Foley relives Hell in a Cell history

“As Universal Champion Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman take their rivalry inside Hell in a Cell for the first time ever, WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley — who infamously soared off the top of the diabolical structure two decades ago — returns to Raw to commemorate the 20th anniversary of that grueling and iconic Hell in a Cell Match against The Undertaker at King of the Ring 1998.

What advice will Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy impart to the Superstars preparing to do battle inside the cell’s terrifying confines, and how will he celebrate one of the most brutal matches in the history of sports-entertainment?”

MICK’S ADVICE? “DON’T LET ANYONE THROW YOU OFF AND OR THROUGH THAT THING EVER…SERIOUSLY.” I LIKE MICK BUT THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME UNLESS UNDERTAKER ARRIVES TO CALL SHAWN MICHAELS A PUSSY AGAIN.

 

THAT’S ALL FOLKS, WE WILL SEE IF ANYTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF THIS TOMORROW. UNTIL THEN HAVE FUN AND WATCH SOME OLD WRESTLING OR SOMETHING.

 

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