Hey! I said I was an idiot.

I am a father, a semi-professional beer drinker, a thinker, a lover, a great American. I also like giving my opinions on things. If you don’t like those opinions my advice is not to read the garbage I write, or do then complain about it. Either of those options is fine with me. I’d actually prefer you read, then send me either pizza or cases of beer to try. You can never try to many different beers or pizzas really…wait, what was I talking about? Also follow me on Twitter @bigredfrench so you can read shorter things I write. Peace out yall.